PinkRibbonJobs.com – Compassionate Employment

Pink Ribbon Jobs

PinkRibbonJobs.com is a new website that connects breast cancer survivors with sensitive and compassionate employers. Going through the battle is hard enough without having to worry about your job.

Check out the site and contribute to getting this project underway!

Indiegogo campaign:

Http://igg.me/at/pinkribbonjobs/x

Website:

Http://www.pinkribbonjobs.com

 

WordPress chmod 777 Unable To Create Directory Upload Error

If you are getting the “Unable to create directory” error when trying to upload media and have chmodded the uploads directory, this may help. I was having this issue and tried in vain to get this to upload a simple picture. I ended up getting it to work by going into the wp-config file and changing the uploads path to the default:

define( ‘UPLOADS’, ‘wp-content/’.’uploads’ );

Once I changed it to this default, it worked like a charm. I think this was caused by being on a shared hosting server and so the entire hosting path to a directory can change at any time.

“Unable to create directory /var/www/vhosts/xdomainx.com/httpdocs/wp-content/uploads/2014/09. Is its parent directory writable by the server?”

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American Horror Story – Freakshow Season 4

I am excited for another season of American Horror Story! Just like last time, I am doubting the storyline before the show starts. I was pleasantly surprised, though, last season. AHS has been steadily providing good writing along with fantastic actors. So, I will stop biting my nails and hope this season is even better!

Freakshow plays upon the general public’s fear of anything out of the ordinary. After thinking about that statement, though, I need to either retract it or qualify it by age/generation. I think the youth of today are immune to shock value because of the 80s generation’s efforts to make the world more tolerant. The advent of the internet as entertainment media and the raw/uncensored underbelly makes us ambivalent to the unusual. We get to see things that gross us out or make us cry in a matter of seconds. So it is no longer “that is too gross to see” and it has become “oh, I saw that yesterday – I need a bigger and better shock today”.

So, AHS Freakshow supposedly takes place in Jupiter, FL and we are supposed to be horrified at a woman with three breasts or a woman who has a beard. This is why I am doubting the show. But I know they will come through. Until it starts on October 8th, enjoy this image… which actually made me take notice! Good job AHS!

AHS-FS-Heel

Switching Carriers – T-Mobile/Sprint/MetroPCS

I have been with T-Mobile for quite a while and I wanted to save some money by switching carriers. I chose MetroPCS because they are owned by T-Mobile and charge a set rate of $60 a month for absolutely unlimited everything. No fees, no taxes, no surcharges, etc. I had been with them for a while a few years back (before they were bought by T-Mobile) and hated their customer service because no one spoke english well.

So, I switched to MetroPCS for a couple of weeks and then saw that Sprint was offering their new $60 unlimited plan. I figured that since they were a large-scale company, I might do better by going with them. So, I switched.

I was charged a $36 activation fee and some app purchasing fee ($8/month) on top of all the taxes, other fees, etc. So, what started out as $60 ended up being quite a bit more. I told myself that I was saving $20 a month (which I wasn’t). I loved the new phone (LG Flex), but people could barely hear me. I am not sure if it was the phone or the carrier. Also, I was not able to get a signal outside in a business/corporate area.

I got my first bill and there were all sorts of weird charges (taxes, surcharges and some even had 2 charges for the same thing – different prices). I called billing and spoke with someone who could barely hear me (phone? service?) and who barely spoke english. I was very distraught by the end of the phone call, so I went to the store where I got the phone. AH-HAH! At the store, they were able to take care of my issues with no sweat. They were helpful, very courteous and friendly!

Because I was within the span of 14 days, I was able to cancel the new phone purchase and get it refunded. They said that if I had canceled within 3 days, I could have gotten the activation fee refunded as well. At this point, my bill is almost at the point it should have been for 11 days of service.

So, I switched back to MetroPCS and would recommend their $60 plan. No surprises at all. They use T-Mobile’s towers. So far so good.

I read all over the internet that MetroPCS locks your phone to your plan and charges you to change phones and that is NOT TRUE. Their website has instructions on switching phones, and a phone number that gives you a message stating that they DO NOT CHARGE to switch phones. You simply put your SIM card in and dial *228. The store people charge you to do this for you. Do it yourself and save $20+!

New Mickey Mouse Cartoons

Continuing my tradition of finding great things that are a little bit older, I have recently stumbled across the New Mickey Mouse cartoons on youtube. One of them popped up in the middle of something I was watching as a 3 minute commercial, and I thought it was actually an old Mickey Mouse cartoon until I realized there was a reference to something very modern in it. This particular cartoon made me laugh out loud which I have found very difficult to find that reaction in recent cartoons.

This had very adult humor themes which was shocking for a Disney Mickey Mouse cartoon and that’s what made me laugh. I started watching more of these particular shorts and found them hilarious. As pictured below this is a shot of Mickey mouses nose in someone’s tighty whitie clad crack. This shot hearkened back to old Ren and Stimpy cartoons where you would see an extreme closeup of something extremely gross. Check it out:

Cable Car Chaos _ A Mickey Mouse Cartoon _ Disney Shows - YouTube

 

Here’s the whole cartoon:

My New Book – The Wonderful Farmer of Oz – free?

I have just released my short novel, The Wonderful Farmer of Oz as an ebook. It is available on Kindle and with their “kindle unlimited”, there is a trial, so in essence, you can read this (and everything else they have) FREE!

This is my backstory for the scarecrow, tin man and cowardly lion.

Here is the link to my book:

 http://www.amazon.com/Wonderful-Farmer-Oz-Steven-Langston-ebook/dp/B004C44M4K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1410472971&sr=8-1&keywords=steven+langston+wizard

And here is the link to the Kindle Unlimited:

https://www.amazon.com/Kindle-eBooks/b/ref=sr_ku_lm?_encoding=UTF8&ie=UTF8&node=9578129011&pfShowFeatures=&qid=1410472971&ref_=sr_ku_lm

The Wonderful Farmer of Oz by Steven Langston

American Horror Story: Coven – Bitchcraft – S03E01

The following is a transcribed/novelized version I am attempting of the first episode of the third season of American Horror Story: Coven.

Part One.

Through the darkness, a horse whinnies and his black coat reflects the little light that shines from the oil-driven street lamps. The streets of New Orleans in 1834 are quite empty and most homes have darkened windows, the residents asleep in preparation for the next morning’s workday. One set of windows is very bright, the curtains drawn and shadows of well-to-do party goers falling upon the porch. Laughter and light piano playing emanates from this home. A party is underway at the Maison de Delfine.

The lady of the house is attempting to marry off her daughters to affluent suitors at this soireé. The lamplight shines upon the decorated coats of three handsome bachelors who stand around Madame Delfine, listening to her jaunty banter while she fans her round face. Closing her fan, she begins to introduce the men to her daughters, who are dressed as elaborately as their mother. Large bustle skirts and tight corset tops. Feathers rise from the back of each daughter’s head and their ears and necks are adorned with jewels. They each nod as Madame Delfine starts the introductions in her southern drawl.

“Gentlemen, I want you to meet my daughters. Marie Louise Pauline, Marie Louise Jeanne and, from my first marriage, Marie Delfine Lopez but everyone calls her Borquita. What they may lack in outer beauty, they more than make up for with their many talents. Borquita’s a huge help to me with the domestics. While Jeanne excels in petit point. My youngest, Pauline, well, her major talent has yet to present itself.”

Pauline, ever the pestilent child, smirks while stating, “Perhaps my talent is in the boudoir, Mother dear.”

Madame Delfine, obviously embarrassed, says, “I guess we’ll find out on your wedding night, mon petit.” She then cracks open the lace fan and waves away the blush rising in her cheeks. She chuckles and resumes her poise.

Pauline looks away from her mother to the black servant in the adjoining room. A seductive glance. He looks back at her, surprised and attempting to hide this moment from any onlookers.

Later that evening, when all the guests have left, Madame Delfine is in her bedroom. She is dipping a brush into a bowl and smearing the thick, red concoction on her face. Slowly, as if she wants to savor the moment, each cheek is painted. She starts brushing it on her neck when her husband bursts into the room.

“Mon cherie” he says, out of breath.

“When the blood dries, my skin’s supposed to be tight as a drum,” she states, “Just look at this waddle!” She sniffs the bowl. “This blood’s not fresh. Borquita! S’ak pase’w la?”

“Mon cherie, something’s happened during the dinner party.”

Madame Delfine is informed of the travesty and quickly stomps into the parlor, where Pauline is disheveled and sitting on the chaise. She immediately starts slapping Pauline with full-arm blows to the face.

“Stupid slut! I invite all the eligible bachelors just to meet you and you spread your filthy legs for the houseman! You might as well rut with the family dog!”

“You can’t control me, Mother.” Pauline utters through clenched teeth.

“The hell I can’t!” She continues roundhouse slaps to Pauline’s head. “The hell I can’t. You know what we’re going to say? We are going to say he took you by force! Like the savage he is!”

The servant is bound with chains and standing a few feet away. He is shaking and says, “No ma’am. I did no such thing. Pauline came on to me and I told her I belong to someone else!”

“Keep that mongrel quiet!” she barks to her husband and he clubs the servant over the head. The servant drops to his knees and cries out in pain. “Haul him upstairs!”

The servant whimpers, “no… no… no…” while Pauline, ashamed, looks away from his eyes.

Cages line the walls of the attic, the heat making the faces in the cages wet with perspiration.

“Bonsoir, my pets” Madame Delfine says as she walks into the room, holding a lantern up to see. “Did ya’ll miss me?”
One of the faces she passes is grunting in muffled pain. Attempting to yell with a sewn up mouth.

“Hush up or I will rip your lips open and stuff more shit in there.”

“Why are you doing this to us?” another one asks.

“Because I can.” she says smugly. “Oh, merde. Now we’re going to have flies up here,” referring to one of the cages’ rotting corpse.

Her husband is stringing up the servant who now has a swollen eye and blood dripping from his head. He is sobbing and Madame Delfine is taking pleasure in his discomposure.

“There, that should do it,” her husband says as he finishes binding Bastian.

Addressing the servant, she says, “Bastian, you want to rut like a beast, then we’re going to treat you like one. Where’s my pickaninny with the head?”

A black child is walking towards her with a severed animal’s head, holding it by the horns. Bastian’s whimpering becomes frantic.

“Put it on him,” she orders.

The child slowly climbs up beside Bastian and places the hollowed out bull’s head over Bastian’s.

“Darling, you have outdone yourself. How ever did you think this up?”

“My great literacy began with Greek mythology. I used to sit on daddy’s lap and he would read me those stories full of their vengeful gods and wondrous, miraculous creatures. But the Minotaur was always my favorite. Half man, half bull. And now, I have one of my very own.”

Bastian’s writhing and muffled sobs increase as the two masters of the house leave the room.