I was going to buy a parrot, but in Miami, they all speak spanish. Here’s how the experience went.

I walked into a bird store and one of the parrots seemed to like me, so I said, “hello”.

He said “Hola!”

Since I was showing him some attention, and I know a little bit of spanish, I figured out that his next phrase was “polly want some hot sauce”. He started dancing around and being extra loud and obnoxious.

I left.